1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
8. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.